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	<title>The Emergency &#187; recession</title>
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	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
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		<title>Recession Over As Fast, Agile Dolphin Gives Nation A Lift</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/recession-over-as-fast-agile-dolphin-gives-nation-a-lift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A particularly fast and agile dolphin has raised the beleaguered spirits of the nation. The bottle-nosed male dolphin, has been affectionately dubbed &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; by locals in West Cork. Wee Hop &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; has been spotted by fishermen and people in local pleasure craft swimming &#8220;pretty quickly&#8221; and even on occasions &#8220;giving a little hop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Official Frenzy Ahead Of Royal Shutdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 21:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coalition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[queen elizabeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupidity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taoiseach]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Frumpy Ardoyne housewife Mary McAleese has been &#8220;hoovering all week&#8221;; Edna Kenny, Ireland&#8217;s first female Taoiseach has been &#8220;practicing pulling my foirelock until my scalp bleeds&#8221; and Ireland as a whole has been put on a shutdown unseen in the history of the State. Observing the level of disruption heaped upon the cowed populace of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quinn Insurance &#8211; We Let The Little Things Look After The Big Thing</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/3528/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/3528/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 11:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#youreFFired]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo Irish Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bailout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CFDs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fianna fanglo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sean quinn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By everyone, we mean of course US and not YOU. Got it? Good. Now&#8230;.GET OFF MY LAND PEASANTS!]]></description>
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		<title>Dáil Not &#8220;Getting Any Dáil-ier&#8221; As Bertie Bows Out</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/dail-not-getting-any-dail-ier-as-bertie-bows-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/dail-not-getting-any-dail-ier-as-bertie-bows-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bertie bowl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dig outs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NAMA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news of the screws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news of the world]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iar Taoiseach Bertie Ahern gamboling and frolicking in the specially constructed pension(s) vault under his , Beresford, Drumcondra home Former taoiseach Bertie Ahern left them rolling with laughter in the dole queues saying today that he wished “somebody somewhere” had warned him about the looming economic catastrophe while he was in power. On his last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fianna Fail Appointments Announcement</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/fianna-fail-appointments-announcement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/fianna-fail-appointments-announcement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 13:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NAMA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[official newsletter]]></category>
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		<title>Disgraced Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern Spotted On Google Streetview</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/disgraced-former-taoiseach-bertie-ahern-spotted-on-google-streetview/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/disgraced-former-taoiseach-bertie-ahern-spotted-on-google-streetview/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 11:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ahern]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern has reportedly been spotted on Google&#8217;s Street View. In the images the politician appear &#8220;in and around&#8221; properties in the Dublin 9 area. Street View was launched in Ireland in late 2010 after Google&#8217;s camera vehicles collected imagery from some 51,000 miles of road over two years. The programme contains imagery [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking Stern, Making It Up</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/looking-stern-making-it-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/looking-stern-making-it-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 02:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bailout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[failure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NAMA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>

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		<title>Honohan Downgraded</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/honohan-downgraded/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/honohan-downgraded/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bailout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Central Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[digout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Governor of the Central Disaster Patrick Honohan and his special advisor Mr Patrick Honohan the smokescreen appointed by the government to be Governor of the Central Bank has been downgraded by reality to Governor of The Economic Carcrash or Grand Poobah of The Empty Coffer. In other news, the government has announced a new employment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bond Surge? What Bond Surge?</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/bond-surge-what-bond-surge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/bond-surge-what-bond-surge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 21:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[byelections]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[democratic deficit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tough decisions, going forward &#8211; stay the course; the plan is working and has the backing of the markets (form an orderly queue to the mailboat&#8230;)]]></description>
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		<title>Cowen Fronts FF &#8220;Zero&#8221; Campaign</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/cowen-fronts-ff-zero-campaign/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/cowen-fronts-ff-zero-campaign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 15:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NAMA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socialised debt]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fianna Fail hunk Cowen Acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen is the lead poster boy in a new initiative launched by his party to rebrand NAMA as a charity for down at heel senior bondholders, bankers and property speculators. The groundbreaking Zero campaign will see billboards and building wraps spring up on incomplete building developments all over [...]]]></description>
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