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	<title>The Emergency &#187; John Gormley</title>
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	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
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	<itunes:summary>Irish satrical sketch show from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>The German Greens Celebrate (Broadcast on 4fm 29.03.11)</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/the-german-greens-celebrate-broadcast-on-4fm-29-03-11/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/the-german-greens-celebrate-broadcast-on-4fm-29-03-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following successfully contesting state elections, the German Greens are having a party. All is Teutonic mirth until their Irish colleague, the rather less victorious John Gormley, calls and wrecks their buzz&#8230; Sketch written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 29th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios. [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Following successfully contesting state elections, the German Greens are having a party. All is Teutonic mirth until their Irish colleague, the rather less victorious John Gormley, calls and wrecks their buzz&#8230;

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		<itunes:summary>Following successfully contesting state elections, the German Greens are having a party. All is Teutonic mirth until their Irish colleague, the rather less victorious John Gormley, calls and wrecks their buzz&#8230;

Sketch written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 29th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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		<title>Green Party Holds First Post Election Meeting</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/green-party-holds-first-post-election-meeting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/green-party-holds-first-post-election-meeting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ciaran cuffe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dan Boyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[defeat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eamob ryan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mary white]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paul gogarty]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[DEATHS: The John Redmond Memorial Phone Box where the Irish Parliamentary Party and Progressive Democrats held their historic final post election meetings, venue for today&#8217;s Fairtrade Eco-sensitive, dolphin-friendly wake for &#8220;The Green Party&#8221;. Family only. No lentils. Charitable donations to the Home For Bewildered Ex Dublin Mid-West TDs]]></description>
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		<title>The Oscars (Broadcast on 4fm 28.02.2011)</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/the-oscars-broadcast-on-4fm-28-02-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/the-oscars-broadcast-on-4fm-28-02-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 19:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Micheal Martin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oscars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sinn Fein]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The King's Speech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Omega Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Grit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which the party leaders each receive an Oscar nomination. This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 28 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios. The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In which the party leaders each receive an Oscar nomination.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 28 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In which the party leaders each receive an Oscar nomination.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 28 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
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		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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		<title>Leaders&#8217; Debate on The Frontline (Broadcast on 4fm 15.02.2011)</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/leaders-debate-on-the-frontline-broadcast-on-4fm-15-02-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/leaders-debate-on-the-frontline-broadcast-on-4fm-15-02-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media Clips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[4fm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Gilmore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[general election 2011]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gerry Adams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leaders Debate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Micheal Martin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pat Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Frontline]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=3195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 15th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios. The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:duration>0:02:37</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 15th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries eve[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 15th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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		<title>Small Woodland Creatures Pull Out Of Burning Forest</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/small-woodland-creatures-pull-out-of-burning-forest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/small-woodland-creatures-pull-out-of-burning-forest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 10:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Ryan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[general election 2011]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=3020</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At a press conference held in a smouldering tree stump yesterday The Small Woodland Creatures Party announced that it was pulling out of the blazing forest. The Small Woodland Creature party has been part of the Bonfire Of Doom government since they historically agreed with the Shitting Bear Party to enter into a coalition and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gormley: &#8220;We&#8217;re Not Sherlock Holmes, We&#8217;re Matlock&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/gormley-were-not-sherlock-holmes-were-matlock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/gormley-were-not-sherlock-holmes-were-matlock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 13:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo Irish Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Golfgate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matlock]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The leader of the Green Party has said that the party can find no evidence of wrongdoing in the reports about a golf game between Acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen and loveable niblick-wielder Seanie FitzPatrick. Mr. Gormley said he has asked the Department of Finance whether Fitzpatrick made any representations to it on behalf of Anglo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From Golf Balls&#8230;To None</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/from-golf-balls-to-none/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/from-golf-balls-to-none/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 08:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bank gaurantee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fitzpatrick tapes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2868</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MISSING JOHN GORMLEY&#8217;S BALLS: Last seen up a lamp post in Ranelagh Gardai are appealing to members of the general public following the disappearance (complete absence) of John Gormley&#8217;s testes. The missing nads are part of a haul of missing stones belonging to several members of the Green Party. Party spokesfool Senator Dan Boyle has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Green Party Cannot Be Destroyed As It Is An Idea, Claim Gormley, Ryan</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/green-party-cannot-be-destroyed-as-it-is-an-idea-claim-gormley-ryan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/green-party-cannot-be-destroyed-as-it-is-an-idea-claim-gormley-ryan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 13:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#youreFFired]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Ryan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General Election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a shock announcement the leader of the Green Party has backed Eamon Ryan&#8217;s assertion that the Green Party can never be destroyed because it is not in fact a party, but rather &#8220;an idea&#8221;. The rogue idea has helped clarify the situation in the country in the last day by announcing there will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OMFG!!!!!! Gormley Email To Other Leader Dudes Totally Revealed</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/omfg-gormley-email-to-other-leader-dudes-totally-revealed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/omfg-gormley-email-to-other-leader-dudes-totally-revealed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[National Concensus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national government]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Emergency Breaking News has seen the email proposing a three stage approach to reaching concensus on the details of the evisceration of the nation as requested by the EU. The email was sent from the Ministers Gmail account at around 7pm yesterday and reads as follows: From: waycooljohnnyg999@gmail.com To: Undisclosed Party Leader Dudes Subject: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Green Plan &#8211; Lets ALL Join Fianna Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/new-green-plan-lets-all-join-fianna-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/new-green-plan-lets-all-join-fianna-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 08:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Ryan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[green]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Gormley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[running rings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Eamon Ryan, Grown-Up Green Minister for Talking Out Loud In A Muppetty Way Eamon Ryan last night used an appearance on RTE&#8217;s The Week In Politics to outline his many beliefs and placatory hand gestures which he and his party hope will put an end to the country&#8217;s financial hardships. Audible at times only to [...]]]></description>
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