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		<title>Vibrant New FFaces For FFront Bench?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 02:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cabinet reshuffle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dermot ahearn]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[michael martin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Noel Dempsey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vibrant new faces promoted to the front bench as a temporary measure: &#8220;Sherr w&#8217;ll shee how they doo arragh&#8221; Mr Cowen growled from just under his barstool last night in between songs for the pol corrs Four Cowen loyalist Cabinet Ministers resigned last night ahead of a reshuffle planned by the acting Taoiseach. The move [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wild-Eyed Man Claiming To Be Fine Gael Leader Outlines Plans</title>
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		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/wild-eyed-man-claiming-to-be-fine-gael-leader-outlines-plans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 11:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Croke Park Agreement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FAS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FG]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leo Varadker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Public Service Wages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Acting Leader of Fine Gael, Enda Kenny, has stunned Ireland with a radical plan to make cuts in public service waste and inefficiency which would save up to €5,000,000,000. Mr. Kenny outlined his plans in an experimental radio broadcast yesterday. Using word-like sounds and many physical gestures, which caused some confusion among the listening public. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harney To Sue Newstalk</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/harney-to-sue-newstalk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mary Harney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nell McCafferty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newstalk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PDs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Dunne]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An artist&#8217;s impression of the grim fate awaiting Nell at the hands of Mighty Jabba the Health Lawyers acting for Mighty Jabba the Health have been commanded to &#8220;Crush Newstalk into the ground and have Tom Dunne frozen in carbonite&#8221; according to sources today. The decree follows an interview given by colourful street character and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hush! Somethings Eating</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/hush-somethings-eating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Health Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mary Harney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Minister for Health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Just one more tiny little wafer thin voter&#8217;s paypacket&#8230;?&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>HSE &#8211; She Loves To Fly And It Shows</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/hse-she-loves-to-fly-and-it-shows/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/hse-she-loves-to-fly-and-it-shows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emergency Commercial Feature]]></description>
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		<title>New Health Warning</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/new-health-warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mary Harney]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[PD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X-Ray]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In these uncertain times, when you can&#8217;t be sure of your future, your job, or even a correct diagnosis, isn&#8217;t it good to know that some things never change? Little things, like Harney&#8217;s Simple Explanation]]></description>
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		<title>Drumm Finally Beaten</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/drumm-finally-beaten/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/drumm-finally-beaten/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deumm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swine Flu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[waste]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Professor Brendan D&#8217;luckyfuck is pictured leaving the HSE The familiar of Mighty Jabba the Health and head of the Huge Senseless Executive (HSE), Professor Brendan D&#8217;luckyfuck, has announced he will not seek to have his contract renewed when his term comes to an end next year. Speaking this afternoon, Prof D&#8217;luckyfuck said: “When I came [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harney To Ban Sunbeds</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/harney-to-ban-sunbeds/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/harney-to-ban-sunbeds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cancer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carcinogen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mary Harney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sunbeds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Minster for Health, Mary Harney, has called for a ban on sunbeds because they are a cause of cancer. This would be the start of a raft of measures, with all causes of cancer eventually being banned including mobile phones, plywood, vasectomy, diet cola, red meat &#38; alcohol, x-ray machines, tobacco, kryptonite and The [...]]]></description>
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