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	<title>The Emergency &#187; Enda Kenny</title>
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	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
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	<category>Satrical Comedy</category>
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	<itunes:summary>Irish satrical sketch show from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>&#8220;Tonight Matthew, I&#8217;ll Be&#8230;Virtually Indistinguishable From Bertie&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/tonight-matthew-ill-be-virtually-indistinguishable-from-bertie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/tonight-matthew-ill-be-virtually-indistinguishable-from-bertie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[roscommon regional hospital]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So slithery, Micheal Martin is jealous.]]></description>
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		<title>Kenny And Sarkozy &#8211; A Meeting Of Minds</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/kenny-and-sarkozy-a-meeting-of-minds/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/kenny-and-sarkozy-a-meeting-of-minds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nicolas Sarkozy]]></category>

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		<title>Recession Over As Fast, Agile Dolphin Gives Nation A Lift</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/recession-over-as-fast-agile-dolphin-gives-nation-a-lift/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/recession-over-as-fast-agile-dolphin-gives-nation-a-lift/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dolphin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fungi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A particularly fast and agile dolphin has raised the beleaguered spirits of the nation. The bottle-nosed male dolphin, has been affectionately dubbed &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; by locals in West Cork. Wee Hop &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; has been spotted by fishermen and people in local pleasure craft swimming &#8220;pretty quickly&#8221; and even on occasions &#8220;giving a little hop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>APPOINTMENTS: New Al Qaeda Leader Named</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/appointments-new-al-quaeda-leader-named/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/appointments-new-al-quaeda-leader-named/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Al Qaeda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=3689</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eamon al-Zawahri, new Al Qaeda Leader Veteran militant Eamon al-Zawahri has taken command of al Qaeda after the killing of Osama bin Laden. He is the first Irishman to head up the organisation. His whereabouts are unknown, although he has long been thought to be either hiding in his toolshed on his small holding in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey There Handsome! Ireland Is Open For Business</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/hey-there-handsome-ireland-is-open-for-business/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/hey-there-handsome-ireland-is-open-for-business/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 18:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bailout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Gilmore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ECB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IMF]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[michael noonan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yanks send your bombers; Brits send your hens. Big corporation? Cruising for a bit of &#8220;double Irish&#8221;? European? Into treaty-play? We mean no until you make us mean yes. Bankers? Bailouts? We&#8217;re in! Fancy a troika? We&#8217;ll do everything except Greek&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Queen &#8216;Disfigured&#8217; In Freak Mary Byrne Related Mishap</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/queen-disfigured-in-freak-mary-byrne-related-mishap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/queen-disfigured-in-freak-mary-byrne-related-mishap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 07:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[#queenvisit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[croke park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mary byrne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national convention centre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prince philip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[westlife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[xfactor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II pictured with Mary Byrne shortly after being accidentally seated directly in front of the Xfactor finalist as she shouted along vaguely in tune beside an orchestra There were several red faces, and one very important stretched one, at the National Convention Centre last night when Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kenny Promotes ECB Bailout &#8211; Proclaims Fatwa On Morgan Kelly</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/kenny-promotes-ecb-bailout-proclaims-fatwa-on-morgan-kelly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/kenny-promotes-ecb-bailout-proclaims-fatwa-on-morgan-kelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 02:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ECB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morgan Kelly]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=3545</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Endama Bin Kenny pictured yesterday issuing threats against Ireland Leader of the Continuity Coalition Endama Bin Kenny has issued a new video recording from his bunker believed to be either in Pakistan or somewhere in Kildare Street. In the threat the Al Fingaela leader reaffirms his commitment to Europe and proclaims a fatwa against UCD [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coalition In Appeal To Diaspora</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/coalition-in-appeal-to-diaspora/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/coalition-in-appeal-to-diaspora/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 12:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jobs scheme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Artist&#8217;s impression of how the new FG/Lab recovery plan will work THE IRISH diaspora will be asked to participate in a novel job creation initiative that will involve sending &#8220;passage money&#8221; home from their domestic service jobs across in the fancy parts of New York and Boston, Taoiseach Edna Kenny has revealed. Mrs Kenny, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perfect Day (Broadcast on 4fm 05.04.11)</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/perfect-day-broadcast-on-4fm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/perfect-day-broadcast-on-4fm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 18:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media Clips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[4fm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Gilmore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joan burton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael noonan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton &#038; Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to visit &#8220;that nice lady who lives near the zoo&#8230;&#8221; This sketch was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton &#038; Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to v[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton &#038; Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to visit &#8220;that nice lady who lives near the zoo&#8230;&#8221;

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on April 5th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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		<title>Post Stress Test Disorder (Broadcast on 4fm 01.04.11)</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/post-stress-test-disorder-broadcast-on-4fm-01-04-11/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/post-stress-test-disorder-broadcast-on-4fm-01-04-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[4fm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angela Merkel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bailout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eu bailout renegotiation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[irish banks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jean-Claude Trichet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael noonan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stress Test]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taoiseach]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Taoiseach and the Minister for Finance seek to reassure the Irish people in the wake of the devastating results of the stress tests on the Irish banks. This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on April 1st 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios. The [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The Taoiseach and the Minister for Finance seek to reassure the Irish people in the wake of the devastating results of the stress tests on the Irish banks.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits [...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Taoiseach and the Minister for Finance seek to reassure the Irish people in the wake of the devastating results of the stress tests on the Irish banks.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on April 1st 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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