Gilmore truth serum experiment works!

Saturday, November 23rd, 2013

Tánaiste, Minister for Foreign Affairs and sexual firebrand Eamon Gilmore inadvertently sipped a pint of truth serum in the Dáil bar yesterday with hilarious consequences.

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MEANWHILE…in a more fitting Universe

Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Meanwhile....in a more fitting Universe

Occupy Dáil Éireann Camp Untouched

Thursday, March 8th, 2012

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One of the aristocrusties at the Occupy Dáil Éireann camp with two of his curs

Everyone completely failed last night to dismantle the Occupy Dáil Éireann camp which has been in situ at Leinster House since November 2010.

This morning a local resident told reporters that he had hoped the aristocrusties manning the camp were moving on last March but it turned out they were just putting new dogs on the end of their twine.

In other news, knee jerk Fine Gael responses to comment threads regarding Occupy Dame Street are up 134%. Continuity Fianna Fail Minister Leo Vaginar has claimed this evening that this development represents a massive surge in computer literacy at at six official care homes for members of Young Fine Gael.

Franco-German Performance Artist’s Special Delivery

Friday, February 10th, 2012

A leading Franco-German performance artiste has delivered a sculptural representation of Ireland’s financial liabilities for the next year near government buildings in Dublin.

The artist Merkozy, known variously as “l’agresseur peu” and “Die Zukunft Dieb” has spent weeks carefully crafting the piece. Described as “…a physical manifestation of your country’s indebtedness to your bettors [sic?]” the sculpture is called Non Comestibles Bon Bon (The Inedible Sweetie)

A press release from the artist which accompanies the installation states: “Zut! Votre peasantry will never starve eating this delectable granite sweet meat, mais non?” a second entry with hand drawn eagles and lightning strikes suggests “Ya! Let the leftists try to eat it first. Then your elderly and so on in that manner until ENJOYMENT they will learn to take from their struggle nein?”

The sculpture will be guarded by Mr Merkozy’s pet Taoiseach Fido Kenny assisted by Finance Sinister and well known investor Michael Noonan.


Le Non Comestible Bon Bon being delivered earlier today

Hey There Handsome! Ireland Is Open For Business

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011
IRELAND IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

IRELAND IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS....what that really means

Yanks send your bombers; Brits send your hens. Big corporation? Cruising for a bit of “double Irish”? European? Into treaty-play? We mean no until you make us mean yes. Bankers? Bailouts? We’re in! Fancy a troika? We’ll do everything except Greek…

Perfect Day (Broadcast on 4fm 05.04.11)

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton & Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to visit “that nice lady who lives near the zoo…”

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Enda & Eamon’s Honeymoon (Broadcast on 4fm 08.03.11)

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

In which the entire duration of Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore’s honeymoon is covered in real time.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 8th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

 

 

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Enda, E-N-D-A Enda (Broadcast 4fm 04.03.11)

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Enda, E-N-D-A, Enda, E-N-D-A, Enda…..

Lyrics written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 4th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

 

 

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Enda’s Fairy Tale Bouncy Castle (Broadcast on 4fm 02.03.11)

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

In which the handsome Prince Enda and his Fairy Godmother Noony discuss a bride-to-be upon an enchanted bouncy castle.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 2nd 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

 

 

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Glenroe: The Star-Crossed Lovers (Broadcast on 4fm 01.03.2011)

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

In which we follow the fate of star-crossed lovers Enda and Eamon, from tenatative messages left on phones to a tender proposal at a tryst behind Leo Varadker’s Cage.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 1st 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

 

 

 

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