IRELAND IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS....what that really means
Yanks send your bombers; Brits send your hens. Big corporation? Cruising for a bit of “double Irish”? European? Into treaty-play? We mean no until you make us mean yes. Bankers? Bailouts? We’re in! Fancy a troika? We’ll do everything except Greek…
This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton & Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to visit “that nice lady who lives near the zoo…”
In which the entire duration of Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore’s honeymoon is covered in real time.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 8th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.
The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
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Enda, E-N-D-A, Enda, E-N-D-A, Enda…..
Lyrics written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 4th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.
The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
In which the handsome Prince Enda and his Fairy Godmother Noony discuss a bride-to-be upon an enchanted bouncy castle.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 2nd 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.
The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
In which we follow the fate of star-crossed lovers Enda and Eamon, from tenatative messages left on phones to a tender proposal at a tryst behind Leo Varadker’s Cage.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 1st 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.
The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
In which the party leaders each receive an Oscar nomination.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 28 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.
The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
“I want you to whack the man in the photo I’ve just given you…and remember, its got to look like an accident” Micheál Martin, the last man to lead Fianna Fail deep in a huddle with Smoked Salmon Canape & Reisling leader Eamon Gilmorefortaoiseach
RTE wundermilf Miriam O’Callaghan pictured in the Primetime studio with the three party leaders ahead of last night’s final televised 3 way debate
The three main party leaders last night clashed on banks, the economy and the health service in the final leaders’ debate which was hosted by RTE wundermilf Miriam O’Callaghan.
Fianna Fáil leader Larry accused Fine Gael’s Moe and Labour leader Curly of seeking to conceal the pain their policies would cause.
However, Moe and Curly turned their fire on Larry saying “Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo” and “C’mere you! Why I oughtta..”.
The debate was predictably dominated by banking and the economy.
Both opposition stooges said the Government had done a bad deal with the EU and the IMF and botched the bank guarantee.
Larry insisted his Government’s actions had been endorsed by both Abbot and Costello as well as most of the speaking members of the Marx Brothers.
The differences between Fine Gael and Labour on cutting public sector numbers and reforming the health services were evident but the slapstick was cordial.
The Little Tramp or “voters” as they are more commonly known will have their chance to vote for a Laurel & Hardy government on Friday. This follows consistent warnings of late by Curly of the dangers of a Laurel minority government.
In which Eamon Gilmore calls to Enda’s house for tea and negotiation.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 22nd 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.
The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
