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	<title>The Emergency &#187; Brian Lenihan</title>
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	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
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	<itunes:summary>Irish satrical sketch show from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Perfect Day (Broadcast on 4fm 05.04.11)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 18:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton &#038; Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to visit &#8220;that nice lady who lives near the zoo&#8230;&#8221; This sketch was [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton &#038; Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to v[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton &#038; Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day just a few short weeks ago when they went to visit &#8220;that nice lady who lives near the zoo&#8230;&#8221;

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on April 5th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
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All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
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		<title>Prominent Fianna Fail Members Back Cowen To Steer Ship Of The Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/prominent-fianna-fail-members-back-cowen-to-steer-ship-of-the-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/prominent-fianna-fail-members-back-cowen-to-steer-ship-of-the-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FF Heave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mary O'Rourke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As the vote of confidence in Acting Taoiseach and Head Zombie Brian Cowen approaches, senior Fianna Fail members have lurched sickeningly to proclaim him the man to lead their Ship Of The Dead into the black ragged rocks on the Shores Of Oblivion. Mother Of The House Mary O&#8217;Rourke epitomised the resolve of her party [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hanafin Speaks For 8 Minutes On Frontline &#8211; Says Nothing</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/hanafin-speaks-for-8-minutes-on-frontline-says-nothing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/hanafin-speaks-for-8-minutes-on-frontline-says-nothing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 22:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brian Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fianna fail heave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mary Hanafin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael martin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Local busybody Ms Gulch on the Frontline Minister for Arse All and Antics Mary Hanafin has tonight spectacularly used an appearance on the RTE current affairs shouty zoo The Frontline to dramatically say nothing in particular about her confidence or otherwise in acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen. Part of a panel of candidates running in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lenihan Allays New Power Fears By Hiding What He&#8217;s Doing</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/lenihan-allays-new-power-fears-by-hiding-what-hes-doing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/lenihan-allays-new-power-fears-by-hiding-what-hes-doing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 12:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking bailout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Courts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Credit Institutions Act]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Acting Minister For Finance, Brian Lenihan, has successfully applied for a court hearing concerning &#8220;a financial institutuion&#8221; to be held in camera, as it dealt with matters of &#8220;extreme commercial sensitivity&#8221; under new powers contained in the controversial Credit Institutions (Secretiveness) Act 2010. The Act was recently signed after the President had a &#8220;good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Impressive Shouty Fighty Cowen Defends State Official Bonuses</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/impressive-shouty-fighty-cowen-defends-state-official-bonuses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/impressive-shouty-fighty-cowen-defends-state-official-bonuses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 12:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#youreFFired]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AIB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Cowen]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fergus O'Dowd]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen has defended the awarding of up to €200,000 in individual bonus payments to state officials. The bonuses came to light in a reply to questions from Fine Gael Spokesman on Smarts and Clevers, Fergus O&#8217;Dowd. However the Taoiseach has shoutily assured the Dáil that these are not in fact bonus payments [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Budget Latest: New National Performance Indicator To Be Invented</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/budget-latest-new-national-performance-indicator-to-be-invented/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/budget-latest-new-national-performance-indicator-to-be-invented/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 16:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#youreFFired]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Budget]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Acting Minister for Finance has just announced a new National Welfare Index. This will measure the national wellbeing in a way which smooths over such distorting factors as how we are doing and how much money the government has pissed down a bank drain. As well as normal indexes of wealth and health, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Budget Update: Healy-Rae / Michael Lowry Deal Details</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/budget-update-healy-rae-michael-lowry-deal-details/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/budget-update-healy-rae-michael-lowry-deal-details/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Budget]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Casino]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jackie Healy Rae]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jean-Claude Trichet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Lowry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olli Rehn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Emergency has learned that Jackie Healy-Rae, the sitting TD for Tír na nÓg, had a number of phone conversations late in the day with the Acting Minister for Finance, Brian Lenihan. On the third phone call he got it right and was able to both speak to and listen to the minister. they thrashed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Government Press Office Releases View From Lenihan&#8217;s Office</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/government-press-office-releases-view-from-lenihans-office/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/government-press-office-releases-view-from-lenihans-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deluded]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The rest of the country may be in the grip of a big freeze but there is at least one corner of the state where it is forever toasty warm and nice. Officials at the Department of Selling Ireland Downriver To The ECB have this morning released a snapshot of the view from Brian Lenihan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video For Free Download Single &#8220;Not Doing Any Time&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/video-for-free-download-single-not-doing-any-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/video-for-free-download-single-not-doing-any-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[#youreFFired]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bailout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Banks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Cowen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morgan Jones has uploaded this video for the Carmody And Jones single &#8220;Not Doing Any Time&#8221;, available free here from this web site.]]></description>
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		<title>SNEAK PREVIEW!!! Cabinet&#8217;s 4 Year Plan Leaked</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/sneak-preview-cabinets-4-year-plan-leaked/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/sneak-preview-cabinets-4-year-plan-leaked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 23:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bondholders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Lenihan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bruton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Budget]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noonan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the markets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A leaked memo outlining the cabinet, Mr Cowen the acting Taoiseach, and Minister for Staring Imploringly Brian Lenihan&#8217;s four year plan for stabilizing the economy and continuing to &#8220;impress the markets&#8221; has come into the possession of The Emergency. It reads: &#8220;YR 1: Suck middle class and working class dry&#8221; YR 2: SEE ABOVE YR [...]]]></description>
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