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	<title>The Emergency &#187; Bertie Ahern</title>
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	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
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	<itunes:summary>Irish satrical sketch show from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Bad Loser Bertie (Broadcast on 4fm 18.03.11)</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/bad-loser-bertie-broadcast-4fm-18-03-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 19:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Garda Driver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ministerial Cars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which Bertie Ahern learns of the loss of his car and driver and does not feel good about it. This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 17th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios. The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:duration>0:02:43</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>In which Bertie Ahern learns of the loss of his car and driver and does not feel good about it.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 17th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In which Bertie Ahern learns of the loss of his car and driver and does not feel good about it.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 17th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
Subscribe using iTunes app: itms://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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		<title>Bertie and Burlusconi (Broadcast on 4fm 17.02.2011)</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/bertie-and-burlusconi-broadcast-on-4fm-17-02-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/bertie-and-burlusconi-broadcast-on-4fm-17-02-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Silvio Burlusconi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In which Silvio Burlusconi seeks the advice of Bertie Ahern. This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 17th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios. The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In which Silvio Burlusconi seeks the advice of Bertie Ahern.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 17th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timele[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In which Silvio Burlusconi seeks the advice of Bertie Ahern.
This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 17th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.
Podcast
All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:
Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
iTunes (web): http://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/id407214620
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		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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		<title>Dáil Not &#8220;Getting Any Dáil-ier&#8221; As Bertie Bows Out</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/dail-not-getting-any-dail-ier-as-bertie-bows-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/dail-not-getting-any-dail-ier-as-bertie-bows-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dig outs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[news of the screws]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iar Taoiseach Bertie Ahern gamboling and frolicking in the specially constructed pension(s) vault under his , Beresford, Drumcondra home Former taoiseach Bertie Ahern left them rolling with laughter in the dole queues saying today that he wished “somebody somewhere” had warned him about the looming economic catastrophe while he was in power. On his last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WikiLeaks Cable Reveals Possible Shock Link Between Bertie Ahern And Truth</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/wikileaks-cable-reveals-possible-shock-link-between-bertie-ahern-and-truth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/wikileaks-cable-reveals-possible-shock-link-between-bertie-ahern-and-truth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George W Bush]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sinn Fein]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Irish politics is in shock and disarray today following the release of a US diplomatic cable quoting then-Taoiseach Bertie Ahern and giving the opinion that the words uttered by the much-loved trickster were &#8220;substantively incapable of being proved to be one hundred percent false&#8221;. The unnamed member of the US diplomatic corps sent a report [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Overwhelming Majority In Favour Of Assisted Suicide</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/overwhelming-majority-in-favour-of-assisted-suicide/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/overwhelming-majority-in-favour-of-assisted-suicide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 09:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suicide]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For THIS man Following a hugely scientific text poll to Liveline it has emerged that the majority of Irish citizens are in favour of the assisted suicide of acting Taoiseach Brian Potatohead, even his former boss, on the grounds that he has talked down the economy. Previous Liveline polls have proved the link between atheism [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ahern Still Coming Up With “The Crazy”</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/ahern-still-coming-up-with-the-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/ahern-still-coming-up-with-the-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Presidential Election]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Justice Minister Dermot Ahern pictured earlier today Opposition spokesmen have strongly criticised a proposal by borders looney Dermot Ahern to increase ATM charges as a means of preventing so called &#8216;tiger&#8217; kidnappings of family members of bank officials. &#8220;This government has unreservedly done everything it can to keep money out of the hands of the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bertie Goes Middle East &#8211; Mediaeval Society Now Has Matching Economy Shock!</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/drumcondra-street-character-at-it-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/drumcondra-street-character-at-it-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Emergency]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have-a-Go crim &#8220;Bertie&#8221; Residents in the north Dublin suburb of Drumcondra have been warned to exercise extra vigilence of their belongings following recent sightings of cheeky local &#8216;have-a-go&#8217; con man Bertie Ahern &#8211; this time in far off Dubai. An internet video of the loveable crim has surfaced showing him using his trademark mangled english [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Emergency Live @ The Electric Picnic: The 2009 Grand Bank Nationalisation</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/the-2009-grand-bank-nationalisation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/media-clips/the-2009-grand-bank-nationalisation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Emergency Live!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo Irish Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bank Nationalisation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bank of Ireland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Cowen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eoin Byrne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Taylor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Karen Ardiff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morgan c Jones Dermot Carmody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nick McGivney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter O'Sullevan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seanie FitzPatrick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Emergency]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This live performance of The 2009 Grand Bank Nationalisation sketch formed part of Leviathan in the Mind Field at The Electric Picnic on September 5th 2009. Playing Peter O&#8217;Sullevan are (L-R onstage) : Eoin Byrne (seated at piano), Karen Ardiff, Morgan C Jones, Nick McGivney, Joe Taylor &#38; Dermot Carmody.]]></description>
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		<title>Ahern Defends Legacy</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/ahern-defends-legacy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/ahern-defends-legacy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arrogant git]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bertie Ahern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[celtic badger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fianna Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern has denied that his legacy has been wiped out by the current economic crisis. In an interview at the weekend which left thousands of Newstalk listeners emotionally damaged, caused 400 to choke and forced a Kerry pensioner to inadvertently mail himself to his brother in Nairobi, Mr Ahern, a sports journalist [...]]]></description>
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