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	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
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		<title>Thoughts On The &#8220;Gallagher Gale&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 23:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Emergency Presidential Poster Special</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 10:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MARY DAVIS (IND/OBLIGATORY CANDIDATE CALLED &#8220;MARY&#8221;) DAVID NORRIS (IND) ANTIGAY MITCHELL (CONTINUITY FIANNA FÁIL) MARTIN McGUINNESS (SINN FEIN/NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE I.R.A) DANA ROSEMARY SCALLON (I.N.R.I) MICHAEL D. HIGGINS (Continuity Green Party) SEAN GALLAGHER (IND)]]></description>
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		<title>Martin Upbeat On Fianna Fáil &#8216;Disarray&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 15:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The leader of Fianna Fáil has reacted positively to reports that his party is &#8220;in disarray&#8221; following the announcement that Brian Crowley will not seek a Presidential nomination. Crowley, who is Emperor Of Munster, vowed yesterday to pull out of the race for the Áras. He is the ninetieth candidate not in the race to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Benedict Touches Down To Wardrobe Gaffe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI has landed in Madrid to a storm of protest against his visit &#8211; alas tempers were not helped by a diplomatic gaffe caused by Vatican dressers not reading the memo sent from Spain&#8217;s Queen Sofia detailing her outfit so as to avoid any clash with the frock worn by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STOP PRESS: Mitchell Now &#8220;Only Gay In The Race&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 12:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been confirmed in the last hour that Gay Byrne will not be contesting the presidential election later this year. He has decided to spend more time with his programmes. Family.]]></description>
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		<title>2,000 Year Old &#8220;Bog Body&#8221; Proposed For Aras</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prehistoric human remains, believed to be those of a woman, have been found in Co Laois. The significant find has been described as “significant” by Dr Rex Bonehandler, Curator of the Understatement division at the National Museum of Ireland. The 2,000 yr old &#8220;bog body&#8221; was immediately approached by several anti Gay Mitchell Fine Gael [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gaybo Presidential Campaign In Turmoil After Pat Kenny Opens Big Gob</title>
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		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/gaybo-presidential-campaign-in-turmoil-after-pat-kenny-opens-big-gob/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Clamour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay Byrne]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pat Kenny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gay Byrne&#8217;s possible bid to become President of Ireland is in turmoil as his RTE colleague Pat Kenny accused him of &#8220;dragging Ireland into the 20th century&#8221;. It is believed that Kenny was hinting at a plot involving Byrne and others to drag Ireland back to the 20th Century and keep it there. Some analysts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>James Joyce&#8217;s Passport Sold For €69,747</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/james-joyces-passport-sold-for-e69747/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/james-joyces-passport-sold-for-e69747/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charles haughey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[delusional rat bastard fianna fail scumbag]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[James Joyce’s wartime family passport, recording the writer’s movements across Europe as he wrote his famous &#8216;durty buke&#8217; Ulysses , has sold for €69,747 at auction in London today. The auction result is something of a record, but still comes nowhere near the astronomical sums reached by Charles J.Haughey when as Taoiseach in the 1980&#8242;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Tonight Matthew, I&#8217;ll Be&#8230;Virtually Indistinguishable From Bertie&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/tonight-matthew-ill-be-virtually-indistinguishable-from-bertie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/tonight-matthew-ill-be-virtually-indistinguishable-from-bertie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enda Kenny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fine Gael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Labour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roscommon regional hospital]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So slithery, Micheal Martin is jealous.]]></description>
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		<title>Emergency On Sunday Closes</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/emergency-on-sunday-closes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news of the screws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news of the world]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rebeckah brooks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rupert Murdoch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Emergency On Sunday is to close. This Sunday&#8217;s edition of the paper, which has been on newsstands for a thousand and three years, will be the last one. There will be no advertising in the final edition. The extra space will be occupied by extra breasts and a list of Premiership footballers who have [...]]]></description>
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