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	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
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		<title>Ireland &#8220;Ireland&#8221; &#8211; Noonan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minister for Honours Maths Michael Noonan reading the 2008 Leaving Cert Maths (Ordinary) paper set by his predecessor Mr Cromwell Parents of Junior Certificate geography students today thanked Michael Noonan for clearing up any lingering confusion that Ireland may be the much larger mediterranean country Spain. Mr Noonan&#8217;s statement comes hot on the heels of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Occupy Dáil Éireann Camp Untouched</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the aristocrusties at the Occupy Dáil Éireann camp with two of his curs Everyone completely failed last night to dismantle the Occupy Dáil Éireann camp which has been in situ at Leinster House since November 2010. This morning a local resident told reporters that he had hoped the aristocrusties manning the camp were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rat Leaves Submerged Ship</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[eamon o'cuiv]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pensive Micheál Martin watches as his former deputy walks away from government buildings following his sacking resignation MaFFianna Fáil’s Éamon Ó Cuív has resigned as deputy leader and party spokesman on telegraphy, turf and comely maidens in a row over the European fiscal compact treaty. In a statement released this evening, Micheál Martin the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bruton Signs Sherlock&#8217;s SOPA Into Law</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/bruton-signs-sherlocks-sopa-into-law/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/bruton-signs-sherlocks-sopa-into-law/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miniature for Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation Richard ****** has signed the controversial SOPA instrument pushed by Sean ******* into law. The instrument ****** **** and *********. It will ****** *** ******* ********, but also *****. Several *********** were told ****** ****** to be ******. Despite much protest by ********, anyone who voiced their objections to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>O&#8217;Snodiachaghaghachachaidh Latest</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From our man on the ground under a camouflaged tarp JOE TAYLOR &#8211; DATELINE DUBLIN: O&#8217;Snodaigh says he is responsible for the cartridges but he knows nothing about the Canon. STOP PRESS STOP PRESS STOP PRESS]]></description>
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		<title>Oxymoron For Health Promises Review Of Children&#8217;s Hospital Planning Fiasco</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/oxymoron-for-health-promises-review-if-childrens-hospital-planning-fiasco/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/oxymoron-for-health-promises-review-if-childrens-hospital-planning-fiasco/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Oxymoron for Health Dr James Reilly has promised a comprehensive review, two steering committees, a think tank, several in depth bull sessions and at least one cream tea in an attempt to pull the ill fated National Children&#8217;s Hospital project at the Mater site in Dublin back on stream. Oxymoron for Health Dr James [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taoiseach Takes To Interpretive Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/taoiseach-takes-to-interpretive-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taoiseach Edna Kenny (Mrs) has been pictured this morning in the Irish Times dancing outside government buildings ahead of a meeting tomorrow with supreme European co-dictator Angela Merkel In his new dance move the Taoiseach admirably displays Ireland and Greece&#8217;s chances against the Troika]]></description>
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		<title>Popular West Cork Bond Villain Leads Gardai To Silo</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/popular-west-cork-bond-villain-leads-gardai-to-silo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/popular-west-cork-bond-villain-leads-gardai-to-silo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The popular West Cork disgraced former TD and Senate makeweight Ivor Callely is once again in deep water after inadvertantly leading a passing garda to his top secret nerve centre. Callely, known to his Spectre chums as &#8220;Dr No-Chance-Of-A-Seat&#8221; is believed to have answered the door of his Clontarf pied a terre to a garda [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Franco-German Performance Artist&#8217;s Special Delivery</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/franco-german-performance-artists-special-delivery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/franco-german-performance-artists-special-delivery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A leading Franco-German performance artiste has delivered a sculptural representation of Ireland&#8217;s financial liabilities for the next year near government buildings in Dublin. The artist Merkozy, known variously as &#8220;l&#8217;agresseur peu&#8221; and &#8220;Die Zukunft Dieb&#8221; has spent weeks carefully crafting the piece. Described as &#8220;&#8230;a physical manifestation of your country&#8217;s indebtedness to your bettors [sic?]&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shatter Blames &#8220;Protest Tourism&#8221; For Shell Policing Costs, Economic Downturn &amp; Acne</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minister For Justice and leading Victorian gent, Alan Shatter has revealed the high cost of providing Garda protection of the Shell&#8217;s Philanthropic Corrib Installation.The minister blamed &#8220;Protest Tourism&#8221; for the extra €14,500,000 spent on security there in the last six years. &#8220;These beatnik rascals are bringing down the country&#8221;, said Mr. Shatter (148) of the [...]]]></description>
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