<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"
	xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
>

<channel>
	<title>The Emergency &#187; Breaking News</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.theemergency.ie/category/breaking-news/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.theemergency.ie</link>
	<description>Irish satire from Eoin Byrne, Dermot Carmody, Morgan C Jones, Karen Ardiff, Joe Taylor and Nick McGivney.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:26:11 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
	<!-- podcast_generator="podPress/8.8" - maintenance_release="8.8.4" -->
		<copyright>Copyright &#xA9; 2010 The Emergency </copyright>
		<managingEditor>dev@theemergency.ie (The Emergency)</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>dev@theemergency.ie (The Emergency)</webMaster>
		<category>Satrical Comedy</category>
		<ttl>1440</ttl>
		<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>The Emergency</itunes:author>
		<itunes:category text="Comedy"/>
<itunes:category text="News &amp; Politics"/>
<itunes:category text="Arts"/>
		<itunes:owner>
			<itunes:name>The Emergency</itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>dev@theemergency.ie</itunes:email>
		</itunes:owner>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:image href="http://www.theemergency.ie/site/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress_large.jpg" />
		<image>
			<url>http://www.theemergency.ie/site/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg</url>
			<title>The Emergency</title>
			<link>http://www.theemergency.ie</link>
			<width>144</width>
			<height>144</height>
		</image>
		<item>
		<title>Gardai Warn Racegoers Of &#8216;Criminal Element&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/gardai-warn-racegoers-of-criminal-element/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/gardai-warn-racegoers-of-criminal-element/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2278</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well known to Gardai: Ballybrit teeming with usual suspects and recidivism NEWS IN BRIEF Members of the public attending the Galway Races have been warned by An Garda Siochana to be on the lookout for petty criminals and con artists who have predictably descended en masse on the western capital eager for rich pickings. Sharing:]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/gardai-warn-racegoers-of-criminal-element/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mattie McGrath And Mary White In Frontal Lobotomy Imbroglio</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/mattie-mcgrath-and-mary-white-in-frontal-lobotomy-imbroglio/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/mattie-mcgrath-and-mary-white-in-frontal-lobotomy-imbroglio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mattie &#8211; doesn&#8217;t know what a frontal lobotomy is: well that was a success then&#8230; Rebel Fianna Fail pondscum Mattie McGrath is reported to be more whiny than usual following comments made by Green coaltion colleague Mary White during the recent Stag Hunting debate. Allegedly Ms White approached Mr McGrath outside the chamber during a [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/mattie-mcgrath-and-mary-white-in-frontal-lobotomy-imbroglio/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Thornton Hall Downgraded To &#8216;Large Box&#8216;</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/thornton-hall-downgraded-to-large-box/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/thornton-hall-downgraded-to-large-box/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The first of 3 computer generated mock ups of the three phases of the government&#8217;s revised plans for the Thornton Hall &#8216;Super Prison&#8217; v.1 (fig1) In its heyday it was the maximum security dream prison of then justice minister Michael McDo-ill &#8211; now the massively overpriced Thornton Hall project (€42.4 million and counting) beloved of [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/thornton-hall-downgraded-to-large-box/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Acting Taoiseach Announces Major Infrastructure Plan</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/acting-taoiseach-announces-major-infrastructure-plan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/acting-taoiseach-announces-major-infrastructure-plan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2258</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The cover of the OPW booklet &#8216;Toward 2016&#8242; outlining the schedule of proposed works on the Tower of Drimnagh The coalition government cabinet meeting for the last time before summer recess has agreed to press ahead with several large scale capital projects including Metro North, the Dart Interconnector and Construction of An Tower To Ye [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/acting-taoiseach-announces-major-infrastructure-plan/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Green Party In Total Pack Of Gobshites Shock!</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/poolbeg-impasse-greens-demand-to-be-taken-seriously/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/poolbeg-impasse-greens-demand-to-be-taken-seriously/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 14:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2246</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Demanding to be taken seriously – Greens continue opposition to Poolbeg plant and now propose raft of further drains on citizens including tolling national roads and charging a levy for manual transactions of road tax US waste processing giant Covanta, currently losing money on the stalled Poolbeg incinerator project, have threatened to sue Ireland for [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/poolbeg-impasse-greens-demand-to-be-taken-seriously/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Relief As McDowell Is Recaptured</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/relief-as-mcdowell-is-recaptured/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/relief-as-mcdowell-is-recaptured/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2237</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Back in captivity, former PD Leader Michael McDo-ill Gardai have confirmed that the former PD Leader Michael McDo-ill is back in captivity after escaping early yesterday. The keeper he mauled has been described as &#8220;comfortable but horribly scarred&#8221; McDo-ill caused widespread anxiety roaming the country, foaming at the mouth and talking nonsense, but was recaptured [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/relief-as-mcdowell-is-recaptured/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Fine Gael Radically Rebrands To Stimulate Sales</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/fine-gael-radically-rebrands-to-stimulate-sales/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/fine-gael-radically-rebrands-to-stimulate-sales/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2229</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not since Marathon changed it&#8217;s name to Snickers and Prince changed his name to The Artist Formerly Known As Vaguely Sane has a rebranding taken such a feverish hold of the public imagination. Fine Gael, formerly Old Blueshirt, is to relaunch under a new banner with a thrusting press, media, outdoor, and point of sale [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/fine-gael-radically-rebrands-to-stimulate-sales/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Acting Taoiseach &#8220;Concerned By Negative View&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/acting-taoiseach-concerned-by-negative-view/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/acting-taoiseach-concerned-by-negative-view/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morgan C. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2225</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Promotional material for the acting Taoiseach&#8217;s stateside &#8220;love bombing&#8221; campaign of wealthy Americans&#8221; Acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen has spoken of the need to portray confidence in Ireland’s ability to take the necessary steps to emerge from recession (eh&#8230;didn&#8217;t he say we were out of it already?). Speaking from the comfort of a maximum security 5 [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/acting-taoiseach-concerned-by-negative-view/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nation&#8217;s Anger At Joe Duffy Summer Recess</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/nations-anger-at-joe-duffy-summer-recess/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/nations-anger-at-joe-duffy-summer-recess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abramovich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bono]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Duffy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liveline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RTE]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2212</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is huge anger reported among The Plain People Of Ireland who feel &#8220;deserted&#8221;, &#8220;let down&#8221; and &#8220;confused&#8221; as broadcaster, wit &#038; raconteur Joe Duffy absents himself from the Liveline hotseat for his summer holliers. Numerous incidents of people having no one to moan to in a crisis were reported throughout the country today and [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/nations-anger-at-joe-duffy-summer-recess/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Former Anglo CEO Sean FitzPension Declared Bankrupt</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/former-anglo-ceo-sean-fitzpension-declared-bankrupt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/former-anglo-ceo-sean-fitzpension-declared-bankrupt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anglo Irish Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bankrupt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NAMA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seanie FitzPatrick]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theemergency.ie/?p=2207</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The former head of systemically important cesspit, Anglo Irish Bank, Mr. Sean FitzPension has been declared bankrupt after it became clear that the current heads of Anglo would not accept an alternative deal put to creditors by Mr FitzPensions Hired Goons. Under the proposed deal, Mr FitzPension offered half his pension, the deeds to Crumlin [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/former-anglo-ceo-sean-fitzpension-declared-bankrupt/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
