Whitehouse Fires Comedy Waiter

The popular comedy waiter Biffo the Clown

A spokesman for the Entertainment Manager at the Whitehouse has confirmed that they will not make the mistake of booking the same comedy drunk waiter to entertain visitors to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue next St Patrick’s Day.

“President Obama was pretty disappointed this year” the spokesman confirmed. “Last year the guy was pretty funny you know? That schtick he pulled reading the President’s speech off the wrong autocue? That was a laugh riot – but this year? …meh”

It is not known whether or not other factors involved in the decision but an unconfirmed report from a Whitehouse banqueting manager did say a lot of booze had gone missing and someone peed in an aspidestra.

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