Weather Latest – Midlands Braced for Smug

The Met Office has forecast that an enormous cloud of smug will descend on the midlands later on this week.

The cloud of smugness will be centred on Mullingar, known to blind people everywhere as the “St Petersburg of the west”, and to people who have seen it as “Mullingar”. The smug is expected to form in the town for the duration of the weekend.

It is expected that the smugness will dissipate around the country early next week, with its nexus settling once again in Leinster House, where it will form patches of frustration and indignation into early April.

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