Unity Of Shane Ross Threatened By Split Over Judge

The Unity of Shane Ross, the current Minister for Stepaside, has been threatened by a row amongst him over the appointment of former Attorney General Máire Whelan to the Court of Appeal.

Mr. Ross wholeheartedly approved the appointment a few days ago as a member of the cabinet, but is appalled by his actions and is now demanding a review.

“I am a thundering disgrace to have stood idly by and let this happen,” he squeaked from a soap box in Stepaside earlier today. “I will now be demanding a review of this decision. I must be held to account. Would you like a tour of my Garda Station? I like sport.”

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If he cannot resolve his differences with himself it is not thought that Mr. Ross will resign from cabinet. Instead he will split, with Shane holding his cabinet seat and doing whatever he needs to to hang on to it, while Ross will rail against him every step of the way and do light foaming duties in his constituency office.

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