Troika To Wipe Mickey On Curtains And Leave

A breathless and somewhat chafed Ireland welcoming visitors for business

A breathless and somewhat chafed Ireland welcoming visitors for business

It has been announced that the Troika is expected to throw some money on the dresser, wipe it’s mickey on the curtains and leave Ireland later on this year. Speaking from the rear seat of his purple and leopard skin low rider Caddillac Minister fo’ Pimpin’ Biaaatches Michael Noonan said it had been a great ride while it lasted, particularly for those not actually being ridden at the time.

The Minister dismissed allegations that while the Troika was downstairs it raided the fridge and stole personal items of jewellery and money.

“I been yo’ Daddy fo’ little over two years bitch, since two eleven in fact” Mr Noonan told reporters at well known Dublin watering hole Leinster House, continuing “In that time ain’t nobody hardly cut yo’ face up with a razor or beat yo’ lazy ass bitch so quit bellyaching.”

Miser Noonan is expected to hold the pearl topped cane and outsize fedora of his office until the next general election which he recently assured the Dail would be in two sixteen. However experts disagree quite how a general election is going to be held eight hundred years before the Battle of Clontarf

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