Stop Press! Discredited Charlatan Publicly Embraces Religion!

It came to pass that the people chosen to pay did come to a clearing in the desert: and the Squire his Boss did speak unto Bertie saying unto him -“Come up the garden path, that I may teach you how to lead thy people up it, for thou art the most cunning and most devious of all my disciples” (Mammon: 19.77)

And Bertie did as his Lord did ask and did presently return to his chosen prey and did show them the Ten Commandments by which he would live all the days of his life (Ambiguity: 20.10)

And they did go thus:

1. I am the Squire your Boss who brought you out of the land of the sixties, into bondage to banks and landowners. You shall have no other governance before Me

2. You shall not make for yourself a fresh start, or anything like it, under any other leader, or political party, be they Mine slightly less evil twin Fine Gael, or Labour, or an Independent or an Socialist or vote for them or adhere to their policies. For I am an Jealous and Greedy Squire, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the fourth generations of those who hate me. Though in all fairness, if its multi-generational iniquity you’re after, wait until you see whats coming down the pipe over the demon Nama

3. Thou shalt not keep records of donations – nor shalt thou demand of Me or my DIsciples records. Or anything

4. Remember the Sabbath day. To keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work and kick back taxes for misappropriation by Me and mine Disciples, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Squire your Boss. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, all of whom have probably emigrated; . For in six days the Squire rezoned the heavens and the earth, gave away mineral exploitation and fishing rights to the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Squire blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.Obviously this has fuck all to do with match fixtures at Croke Park on Sundays…

5. Honour your father and mother. If you are in a position of power see to it that they are alright. Everyone elses father and mother can die writhing on a trolley somewhere after they are finished paying tax

6. Thou shalt not kill. Unless it is by default, through weasel words colluding with illegal middle east invasions for oil in the guise of what is “right” led by other charlatans – and also at home through poor governance and waste and the whole trolley thing and don’t even get me started on mistreating children and allowing them to die

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Seriously. I nearly pissed my pants trying to keep a straight face carving this one

8. Thou shalt not steal. Oh fuck, There it goes. Piss everywhere

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. Thou shalt with impunity lie and obstruct any Tribunal investigating thy corruption however

10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s….and there it goes again, running down my pants leg. I crack me up

(Hypocrisy: 19.16)

And the chosen victims did ask Bertie to see any other graven tablets that he might have to back up his story. And Bertie did say that his team would get back to them to confirm that he had in fact already supplied them with such graven tablets, even though he had not. And on being discovered to have not, Bertie did make a mangled quip and then grew sore angry and invited anyone who disagreed with him to end their life. (Treachery: 17.98)

This is the word of the Haughey

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