STOP PRESS! Curiousity Rover Finds Traces of Water in Dublin Tap
Scientists at JPL Pasadena have today made the shock announcement that they have located what they describe as “tiny remnants of water or a water like residue” in a tap near Finglas in the north of Dublin and also near Charlemont Street on the southside.
“This discovery confirms that there was once a considerable civilization in this general region – obviously there is no trace of any guiding intelligence left” said Dr Per Ansel of NASA told The Emergency.
“It’s a bit sad really” he concluded