SNEAK PREVIEW!!! Cabinet’s 4 Year Plan Leaked

A leaked memo outlining the cabinet, Mr Cowen the acting Taoiseach, and Minister for Staring Imploringly Brian Lenihan’s four year plan for stabilizing the economy and continuing to “impress the markets” has come into the possession of The Emergency.

It reads:
“YR 1: Suck middle class and working class dry”

YR 2: SEE ABOVE

YR 3: SEE YR 2

YR 4: BORROW MORE”

We reproduce this important and detailed plan below.

The leaked handwritten memo

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    […] A leaked memo outlining the cabinet, Mr Cowen the acting Taoiseach, and Minister for Staring Imploringly Brian Lenihan’s four year plan for stabilizing the economy and continuing to “impress the markets” has come into the possession of The Emergency. It reads: “YR 1: Suck middle class and working class dry” YR 2: SEE ABOVE YR 3: SEE YR 2 YR 4: BORROW MORE” We reproduce this important and detailed plan below. The leaked handwritten memo SNEAK PREVIEW!!! Cabinet’s 4 Year Plan Leaked | The Emergency […]

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