Skellig Michael Alas Too Far Far Away

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Eoghan Harris guest columnist

FACTS ARE FACTS
Well Gerry, I hope you’re happy. You’ve broken the hearts of Irish “Trekkeries” and chased away untold billions of filming fees.  Yes readers you heard it here first. The real reason Spielberg won’t be filming any more of his popular Doctor Harry Who movies on Skellig Michael is this and it has little or nothing to do with the nesting habits of corncrakes: Gerry Adams and the IRA and their fellow travellers in the AAA/Socialist party death cult who are threatening to drag us to Marxism and a ruined economy.

DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL BURNT TOAST?
So you can tell that to your crying nieces and nephews when they ask why Mister Spock isn’t ever going to sing “Let It Go” waving his “lazersword” on Irish soil again.

I MUST GET MORE OF THOSE TABLETS FROM THE DOCTOR
So Disney took the cold hard decision to spend just under a trillion dollars to build an exact life size replica of our wild Atlantic outcrop in London. A trillion. Just to be sure that the actors playng Metal Mickey,  K9, Alf and all the other favourite characters aren’t killed by terrorists.

THAT PIGEON JUST LOOKED AT ME FUNNY
Far be it from me to suggest it but the time has come for government to act. Gerry Adams and his pal McGuinness should be rounded up with the rest of the gunmen; and the reds like Murphy, Daly, Wallace and Higgins. Round them up and jail them without trial. Otherwise they will continue to chase away valuable international opportunities and drag our gentle nation into a totalitarian Marxist gunman state where people can be rounded up and jailed without trial.

Just think about that for a moment.

It that the Ireland that you want your children to grow up in? Me neither. Round them up End and Joan. Round them up.

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