Ryanair Chief To Place Pro Lisbon Press Ad?

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The proposed Ryanair Lisbon Treaty press ad

Ryanair CEO Michael O’Dious is said to be considering placing one of his trademark “cheeky arsehole money grubber telling it like it really is” press ads to drum up a yes vote in this friday’s rerun of the Lisbon Treaty referendum.

Mr O’Dious spoke at reporters today telling them “Blah blah blah blah Dana. Blah blah blah blah ratcatcher. Blah blah blah blah soundbyte”. His entry into the Lisbon debate is seen as a key factor for the yes side who may yet come to place a defeat of the treaty vote on his shoulders, given that he is the sound of a crowbar gouging a blackboard rendered in vaguely human form.

Ryanair has also offered to help voters without transport on friday get to the polling station, but the offer has been wisely declined by the united FF/FG/Lab/Green Yes lobby on the grounds that voters taking up the offer would have to pay €18 for their polling card and would have to take a feeder bus from the Burren to the polling station of their choice – unless they were registered to vote in the Burren in which case they would have to take a shuttle transfer from Newry.

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