Relief As McDowell Is Recaptured

Back in captivity, former PD Leader Michael McDo-ill

Gardai have confirmed that the former PD Leader Michael McDo-ill is back in captivity after escaping early yesterday. The keeper he mauled has been described as “comfortable but horribly scarred”

McDo-ill caused widespread anxiety roaming the country, foaming at the mouth and talking nonsense, but was recaptured by Gardai using wounded liberals as bait.

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