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A pensive Micheál Martin watches as his former deputy walks away from government buildings following his sacking resignation

MaFFianna Fáil’s Éamon Ó Cuív has resigned as deputy leader and party spokesman on telegraphy, turf and comely maidens in a row over the European fiscal compact treaty.

In a statement released this evening, Micheál Martin the last ever leader of Fianna Fail said his former deputy’s refusal to support the parliamentary party’s position on the fiscal compact meant it was “time to give that young go getter Willie O’Dea his head”.

In an utterly shocking development Mr Martin said MaFFianna Fáil would be supporting the referendum last night.

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