LABOUR PAINS! Rat Leaves Sinking Ship, Catches Submarine
Hope is fading for the faculties of former chairman of the Labour Party and Galway East TD Colm Keaveney after reports that he has left Labour to join MaFFIanna Fail.
Keaveney could not be contacted for comment this morning but tweeted in Latin that “fortune favours the brave”.
In reponse, Latin tweeted “That’s not brave, that’s transparently fuckin’ stupid Colm” in English