President Talks Utter Bollox Shock

Rebranded Fianna Fail party members in action

Speaking at the launch of a new fund dedicated solely to women’s causes, President of Oestrogen Mrs Mary McAleese said the current economic situation was “pretty much testosterone driven”.

“We are still living with the downstream consequences of what happens when you are given a bird with two wings and you insist on flying with one,” she told guests at the symposium, completely ignoring the fact that Ireland’s economic problems have little or nothing to do with bird-flight or testosterone but a great deal to do with the party which nominated her for the presidency.

The president’s comments have sparked speculation that Fianna Fail may be about to rebrand itself as The Testosterone Party in an attempt to confuse angry voters at the next election.

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