Pope To Send “Geezers” To “Sort It””

The Pope has announced he will send four geezers to sort out the child sexual abuse problem in Ireland. The Apostloic Visitors will assist the local Church to come to terms with “being caught”.

Irish churchgoers today rejoiced at the news that a bunch of priests are due in the autumn to right the wrings perpetrated by a bunch of priests.

And victims of clerical abuse are said to be chuffed that fixers in dresses are coming to deal with things quietly, calmly and in dresses.

“I’m glad the whole thing can be sorted out within the parameters of canonical law”, a victim said today. “It would be a poor lookout if things were reduced to the childish level of ‘who-did-what-to-whom-and-how-far-away-can-we-throw-the-key'”.

The four “riders” will be sent out from Mordor to each of the four Archshires in Ireland. Details of how local clerics should prepare for this will be contained in a forthcoming Papal encyclical: “Is It Secret? Is It Safe?”

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  2. Pat Donnelly Says:

    This is almost funny!

    Keep it up! And the blog …..

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