Pope To Send Belated “Sorry” Card To Irish Catholics Soon

Spokesghouls from The Vatican have confirmed that Pope Benedict will today sign a sorry card for Irish Catholics. It is believed the card will not mention recent controversy about the involvement of Cardinal Sean Brady in silencing abuse victims, nor will it deal with any reorganisation of the structures of the Catholic Church in Ireland.

It is also not expected that the card will mention other clerical child sex abuse scandals involving the Catholic Church Austria, Brazil, Germany, Italy and the Netherlands. The Vatican Spokesghoul explained that in countries where the quality of the people’s faith is already not up to scratch it would be insensitive of the Pope to further damage it by mentioning, you know, stuff.

However The Emergency can reveal that the Pope will have huge tearful eyes and be very sorry indeed:

Pope Being really Sorry About The Whole Clerical Child Abuse Thing

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    This post was mentioned on Twitter by DermotCarmody: Turns out my speculation about Pope’s letter was pretty near mark judging by this exclusive @TheEmergency scoop http://short.ie/xhyacx

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