Poll Reveals Slight Increase In Number Of Complete Bastards

Figures released today in a new Emergency/MADEUP poll on the ethical make up of the Irish reveal that 22% of the population are complete self serving bastards – an increase of 2% on the the last Emergency/MADEUP poll taken last September. 32% of the Irish are “Still a bit bastardy”, an increase of 1%, although the majority of these 32% responded to our question about Enda Kenny by asking “Who now?”. 24% of the population are “Middle Class” and most of these live “Near Dalkey”.

There are slightly fewer “clinically spineless bastards” (down 1%), and now only 8% “utterly deluded” (down 1%). The remaining 11% of the population are divided between “Extremely Self Serving Bastards” and “Sectionally Nice”.

(SOURCE Emergency/MADEUP poll 22.01.2010)

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