Occupy Dáil Éireann Camp Untouched
Everyone completely failed last night to dismantle the Occupy Dáil Éireann camp which has been in situ at Leinster House since November 2010.
This morning a local resident told reporters that he had hoped the aristocrusties manning the camp were moving on last March but it turned out they were just putting new dogs on the end of their twine.
In other news, knee jerk Fine Gael responses to comment threads regarding Occupy Dame Street are up 134%. Continuity Fianna Fail Minister Leo Vaginar has claimed this evening that this development represents a massive surge in computer literacy at at six official care homes for members of Young Fine Gael.