Nominations Close For “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”
Nominations closed earlier this evening for the coveted position of President of the Irish Farmers Association.
Past holders of the title have managed to amass fortunes leading to placement on the Zetor Owners Monthly annual 100 Richest Culchies List.
Controversy in recent times has led to the paring down of graces and favours previously connected with the role. The next IFA President will no longer have the title Lord Of All Livestock and will lose with it the right to graze his heifers on the rooftop of the ILAC Centre car park. A notional award but valued among the agricultural community for bragging rights particularly if the GAA season falls well for your county and the Lord Of All Livestock meets a Dublin fan in Coke Park during the All Ireland Final.
From Our Man Up To His Oxthers In Shlurry Quentin Lazenby-Hyde