New From The Emergency Children’s Classics – The Lenihan Who Stole Xmas

The Lenihan Who Stole Christmas
by Dr. Useless
“Every victim
Down in Dumps-ville
Liked Christmas a lot…
But the Lenihan,
Who was Minister for Finance,
Did NOT!
The Lenihan hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his beliefs were shite
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that he ate, slept and drank Fianna Fail…. “

Now for the first time in print, a classic from Dr Useless. Your children will cower in fear at the story of the heartless elitist right wing Lenihan who uses his disgusting sums to steal Xmas from the children and townsfolk of Dumps-ville, only to regift it to his evil chums.

Not suitable for children. Or adults. Or humans. Price €4billion

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