Missing Fine Gael Leader Awareness Campaign Launched

Help is being sought from members of the general public in the search for Edna Kenny (Mrs) a 59 year old woman thought to be leader of Fine Gael, a loose association of people not in Fianna Fail.

Mrs Kenny has been very hard to find in her usual haunts since the arrival, gorging and subsequent departure of the IMF/ECB delegations. There were fears that she had become lodged under the shoe or in the throat of a Mr Ajai Chopra’s lackeys, thought this now seems less likely.

Anyone finding Mrs Kenny are asked to telephone Fine Gael HQ and report their whereabouts. Fine Gael, perceiving themselves to be a better electoral bet in Mrs Kenny’s absence, will undertake to despatch a ‘clean up squad’ to eradicate the offending politician.

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