Kenny Receives Honour
Grown men and Pat Kenny wept openly yesterday as Taoiseach Edna Kenny (Mrs) was awarded an Iron Cross by VDZ, a German media group.
The award comes with an extra meaty pouch of Pedigree Chum and a special tickle under the chin.
Mrs Kenny can now look forward to a particularly easy run in to the Children’s Rights To Pay Someone Else’s Debts Referrendum and the forthcoming
strap on budget.