Jedward Threat To Perform For Obama Neutralised

Jedward, sealed by Gardai ahead of Obama visit

Jedward, sealed by Gardai ahead of Obama visit

Advance CIA security forces have moved to seal John and Edward Grimes following threats made by the twins that they intend to “perform” for President Obama when he visits Ireland early next week.

The move follows official embarrassment at having let Mary Byrne scream some Shirley Bassey numbers at Her Majesty the Queen of England last thursday, ahead of forcing the unfortunate monarch to witness Westlife pouting and shuffling along to a backing track.

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