I Never Met Coked Up Culinary Temptress – Egan

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Sindo social hacky-sac Barry Eget “Nigella who?

I don’t remember Nigella. We never once met – if we had I might have had the chance to fawn pathetically as she hoovered up ‘Colombian marching powder’ before dinner, or, for that matter, smoked cannabis while out of her mind on coke after dinner.

The times I never met her over the last 10 years I must have been particularly….

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Inside our weekly magazine “Nigella – should she be put to death? Eoghan Harris says YES!”
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CELEBRITY INTERVIEW – Marian Finnucane tells our reporter “Cough! cough cough cough! Gaaaaasp! Cough! Nigella gasp! Cough! Wheeeeeze”

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