“Green” Windbag Flags Introduction Of Postal Codes

Former Green and Communications Minister Eamon Ryan this morning announced the introduction of post codes for the Republic at a cost of €15 million – which under the new system will be writable as EU1///5{MIL} and be delivered incorrectly.

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Communications Minister Eamon Ryan announcing the
new postcodes today

The announcement has already sparked protests from Dublin 4 residents who are reported to have put up a notice in the village shop looking for a man to ‘come in’ and ‘do a petition for the retention of our cultural identity’ up for them. The ad also states that there is a garage that needs clearing out and a bit of painting in the box room. Suitable candidates must have their own van and equipment, be VAT registered and NOT BE that dreadful working class fellow Joe Higgins.

Prominent activist Richard Boyd Barratt is considered a ‘shoe-in’ for the position but was unavailable for comment as he had cycled in to Dalkey for loud hailer batteries when we rang.

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