Government Sleepwalking says Brutal

The Fine Girl finance spokesmen, Richard Brutal has claimed that the
government is "sleepwalking" through the financial and economic crisis.

" I have personally had to elbow minister Brian Lendusabillion in the
ribs on twelve separate occasions to arouse him", Brutal claimed
speaking from the high ground this morning.

Mr. Lendusabillion has denied this. In a statement he said: "I have
never to my knowledge been aroused by Richard Brutal or by anyone or
anything else. I am fast asleep and am committed to remaining
unconscious for the duration of this crisis".

Other key government members have also denied allegations of
somnambulance including the Taoiseach (coma), the Tanaiste
(arsewhacked) and John Gormley (Green Party).

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