Gormley May Leave Cabinet As Greens To Rotate

The Minister for the Environment and Green Party leader John Gormley may leave the cabinet under a brilliant rotational plan covering the Green cabinet members. Under a scheme designed to ensure that there is an upper limit to the inevitable corruption of Green Party cabinet ministers, it is suggested that Gormley promised to step aside mid-term to allow another of his party colleagues a go at being corrupted by power.

John Gormley Demonstrates Planned Rotation At A Party Late Last Night

John Gormley Demonstrates Planned Rotation At A Party Late Last Night

A Green Party spokesleaf last night refused to confirm or deny rumours of the plan’s existence. “This is pure speculation,” he said. “The degree of exposure to the corrosive effect of cabinet power on individual Green Party members is a matter for the parliamentary party of the Greens. I think it was Parnell who once said ‘No man has a right to say to a Green minister, this depth shalt thou plumb and no deeper..'”.

Eamon Ryan: Rotationally Exempt As Incorruptible

Eamon Ryan: Rotationally Exempt As Incorruptible

However the Green Party decides to spread the burden of corrosive power across the willing shoulders of its parliamentary footsoldiers, it is understood that Minister for Talkiness, Eamon Ryan is to be rotationally exempt, as exposure to vast amounts of radiation on his native planet Krypton as a baby have rendered him incorruptible as long as he remains within the Earth’s atmosphere.

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