Goodbye Edna? Decision Time Looms For Blueshirts

Party Leader Edna Kenny and his deputy Richard Bruton keen to play down reports of unrest in Fine Gael ranks

FG Leader Edna Kenny (Mrs) presented a united front with stalking horse Richard Bruton this morning in an attempt to downplay speculation over the weekend that Mr Kenny (Mrs)may soon have more time on his hands than he knowns what to do with.

All emergency treatment wards in the country have been placed on high alert and have been told to expect a dramatic rise in the incidence of self inflicted gunshot wounds to the feet. Patients will present with a flushed complexion, blue shirt, and a muddled conservitive view of Irish society. Doctors are advised to let them bleed out “for the good of the nation”

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