George Lee Addresses The Faithful In Tipperary

A Reading From The Book of Slow News Day 21

1 And when they drew nigh unto Tipperary, and were come to Borrisokane, just past the chipper, then sent Glee two disciples, 2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an welcoming comm-it-tee, and a delegation from the ICA: loose them, and bring them unto me.3 And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Glee hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. 4 All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying,
5 Tell ye the daughters of Tipp, Behold, thy Economist cometh unto thee, meek, and having an cup of tea and some lovely home baked Swiss Roll with the comm-it-tee wrought by the ICA, specifically Una, who doth most of the baking.

6 And the disciples went, and did as Glee commanded them, 7 And brought the comm-it-tee, and the ICA, and put on them their ‘meeting the fella from the telly’ clothes, and they set upon him thereon. 8 And a very great multitude spread their arms in the way; others cut down branches from the trees, and strawed them in the way.

9 And the multitudes that went before, and that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna to the son of Montrose: Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Glee; Hosanna in the highest.

10 And when he was come into Borrisokane, all the town was moved, saying, Who is this? 11 And the multitude said, This is Glee the prophet of Montrose, who done that programme about the Chinese fellas, or was it the Russians?

12 And Glee went into the temple of God, and bitched about and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, 13 And said unto them, the dove sellers, Sorry, I thought ye were Bruton and Varadkar; would an autograph soften things a bit? He then went to the multitude and spake, saying It is written, Leinster House shall be called the house of governance; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

14 And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple; and he healed them. 15 And when the chief politicians and spin doctors saw the wonderful things that he did, and the children crying in the temple, and saying, Hosanna to the son of Gaybo; they were sore displeased, 16 And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Glee saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise? 17 And he left them, and went out of the city into Nenagh; and he had a sausage and egg and chips with a pot of tea for one in the hotel there.

This is the word of the Glee

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