From Golf Balls…To None


JOHN GORMLEY’S BALLS: Last seen up a lamp post in Ranelagh

Gardai are appealing to members of the general public following the disappearance (complete absence) of John Gormley’s testes. The missing nads are part of a haul of missing stones belonging to several members of the Green Party.

Party spokesfool Senator Dan Boyle has pointed out that an absence of rocks shouldn’t affect the party overmuch, indicating that while many Greens lack balls, there are still enough complete pricks to keep them going.

Paul Gogarty was unavailable for comment.

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