Fine Gael Leader In Freak 5 Point Plan Injury
Edna Kenny’s foot pictured earlier today
Fine Gael leader Edna Kenny (mrs) has been injured in a freak accident. Kenny was fumbling with his oft referenced five point plan when he dropped it.
The thinly veiled pile of twaddle spun wildly out of control before embedding itself in the Fine Gael chief’s foot.
“Enda didn’t feel a thing, he has no nerve endings left in the hooves d’you see from the repeated foot shooting over the years” a smirking Michael Noonan told reporters who guffawed appreciatively. Mr Noonan added “No. I’m serious. Why are ye all laughing?”
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