Fine Gael Launches New “Unity” Call For Young Members

Fine Gael’s eyecatching new image in a campaign which is designed to present the party as a viable alternative to the other civil war party

So you’re in your late teens or early twenties and thinking of getting involved in politics. Ever thought of joining Young Fine Gael?

Here’s what you get!

A pair of Fine Gael Converse Trainers with targets on each toecap!
A low velocity pistol!!
A tiny number of friends!!!
A fierce ruddy complexion!!!!!
Virtually gauranteed lifelong virginity!!!!
A very real chance of being appointed front bench Finance spokesman to replace Richard Bruton (grrrr)

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