Fianna Fáil Willing To Support Minority Shane Ross Government

Shane Ross

Senator Shane Ross: Would Lobe To Rule

In a surprise move Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin, who was powerless to stop the disasterous management of the country’s affairs while in cabinet due to “jackeen interference”, has vowed that his party would support a minority Shane Ross government under certain circumstances.

Head

“If Senator Ross is the largest head in the Dáil, but still does not have enough of a seat to form a majority, Fianna Fáil would be prepared to support him as a government provided he sticks to the Four Year Plan,” explained Martin suavely.

Lobes

Senator Ross has however rejected these overtures. “My head is easily big enough to rule this barony with the merest throb of my exposed frontal lobes,” he quipped while handing out promotional snipes and canapes to bemused commuters on the Luas in Dublin South.

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One Response to “Fianna Fáil Willing To Support Minority Shane Ross Government”

  1. no2irishbailout Says:

    HOw to get ahead in politics

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