Fianna Fail To Step Down At General Election

Fianna Fail has announced that it is not going to contest the next general election to be held in (a) February (b) March/April (c) Dusseldorf.

The long running affiliation of ward heelers and crooks made the announcement saying it was a tough decision but it (a) Had decided to spend more time with it’s family (b) Suffered continued bouts of ill health (c) Done the maths.

Fianna Fail speaking to reporters earlier today

A tearful party spokespolyp gravely told reporters “The party will be well cared for in retirement by a grateful nation gladly paying a well earned pension to it’s most consistent servant” he said, concluding ” My god. This skunk is powerful”

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