Fianna Fáil “Ready to return to Government”
ELECTORATE READY TO “RETURN TO THE CENTRE…”
An unrepentant MaFFianna Fáil today threatened that it was ready to “return to government” and that it had “plans” for the hated USC (Universal Shafting Charge) involving it becoming “a rainy day fund”.
“WE WILL KILL AGAIN”
Party Finance spokes-hood Michael McThepenguin told reporters today that the fund would be administered by the NTMA and would only be used in the event of a “catastrophic economic crash or unemployment crisis”.
FF “JUST CAN’T HELP IT”
He then outlined the rest of the party’s plans in almost hopeful chidlike detail while tying Batman to a chair ensuring no escape for the caped crusader.