EXCLUSIVE FFlesh Eating Zombie Calls For Cowen Resignation

A leading FFlesh eating backbencher has this morning called on the acting zombie Taoiseach to resign.

Speaking on local radio station KCLR TD Johhhhhn McGuiiiinessssss said that it was time for “Briiiiaaannn Cowwwennnn to resiiiiign….time for chaaaange” Mr McGuiiiiinessss then demanded “Braaiiiinnnnns” that he might feast on.

Fianna Fail TD John McGuinness

Speculation is rife that Mr McGuiiinnesss may be in the vanguard of a backbench revolt against Cowwennn. It is suspected that the TD may be still upset after being dropped last year by the acting Taoiseach from an elite rampaging mob of insatiable brain eaters. If this is the case his being overlooked again earlier this week in the reshuffle of rampaging brain eaters will have only sharpened his resolve and his jagged teeth.

Many rank and file zombies in Fianna Fail are concerned that the acting Taoiseach’s policies and recent reshuffle may not be displaying the eating of innocent people’s brains in the most positive of lights.

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