Environment Minister Attacked

A mobile phone image of the attack on Environment Minister John Gormless in the Danish capital this morning.

Green Party leader and Minister for the Environment John Gormley was attacked by a delegation of angry polar bears at the Copenhagen Climate Summit earlier today; Mr Gormley was pushed to the ground and kicked by the massive angry mammals as he tried to gain entry to the building hosting today’s scheduled meetings.

Danish police say it is likely that the polar bears felt empowered into mounting the attack by recent events involving Italian Prime Minister Slimio Brothelattendi.

Mr Gormley was shaken but largely unhurt, and onlookers noticed there was no change to his dignity and bearing before, during or after the incident “It was as if he had no dignity, spine or moral compass to begin with – its amazing” said Knut Strollson an eyewitness

Related posts:

1. Andean Musician To Buy Minister Of State
2. Gormley: John O’Donoghue Must Be Dealt With Urgently
3. Cowen Denies Fianna Fail Will Agree Anything To Secure Coalition
4. Devil Plays Down Calls From Faust For Renegotiation Of Pact
5. Gormley “Confident” Greens Will Approve Nama

This entry was posted by Morgan C. Jones on Monday, December 14th, 2009 at 12:25 pm and is filed under Breaking News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.