Elderly German Bigot Fractures Wrist

Pope Bennyfromcrossroads XVI pictured in happier times

His Holiness Pope Bennyfromcrossroads XVI has fractured his right wrist following a fall. Had the mishap occurred some 69 years earlier, it would have prevented the Supreme Pontiff from participating quite as fully as he normally did during the saluting sections of meetings of Der Hitlerjugend.

The incident recalls an earlier ironical injury incurred by the current Pope’s immediate predecessor Johnpaul-Georgeringo II, who walking away pleased from relaying the Lord’s Divine Will that homosexuals, transsexuals and transvestites were abominations, tripped on the hem of his dress and broke his hip.

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