Conspiracy Corner – Is Rob Ford Brian Cowen?

Brian Cowen?

Brian Cowen?

There is growing speculation that scandal-plagued Toronto mayor Rob Ford  is in fact disgraced former Acting-Taoiseach Brian Cowen. Ford was stripped of the last of his meaningful powers after a heated city council debate in which he argued with members of the public, charged hecklers and knocked down a councillor.

Conspiracy theorists are calling for a full independent investigation into the mystery. Professor Ryan Bigot of UCG’s Advanced Aluminium Headgear Department told The Emergency “Mr Ford and Mr Cowen have never been seen in the same room together. Now what do you call that? Eh? Eh? Well I calls it PROOF!”

Rob Ford?

Rob Ford?

Neither Mr Ford or Mr Cowen responded to our request for an interview about this plainly ridiculous theory when we rang their office at Twin’s House, Double Identity Street, London EW12 8QT

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