Cabinet Discusses Options Ahead Of Banking Reports

The cabinet met to discuss it’s options in light of two damning reports into the banking crisis which they were treated to a sneak preview of today.

It is thought that the acting Taoiseach and his lieutenants favour fleeing to Argentina on the top secret Government U-Boat the LE Dev.

Then again, they’d have to have some semblance of shame and a genuine fear of actual retribution so it’ll just be off on the piss as usual.

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