Bertie: “I’d A Loven A Huge Stadium”
Popular Horse-Backer and retiring bloodsucker Bertie Ahern has told reporters his biggest regret is not building a huge costly stadium on the ruins of the country.
“Peace in the North seems hollow and the collapse of the Irish economy a side-issue when you consider that we still have no stadium capable of staging an American football match between two teams of sperm whales,” he explained to the press outside the gates of Leinster House as he made his getaway yesterday.
Mister Ahern was harangued by passers who have felt the pinch of wage cuts. The former Taoiseach chortled merrily, made a note in a small black book labelled “peoples dat I must get” and departed with a large amount of roof lead in a bag marked “swag”.