Basset Calls For Ireland To Leave EU



A former confection, dog breed and Irish Ambassador to Canada has called on Ireland to consider leaving the EU. Ray Basset has pointed out that the bulk of Ireland’s trade is with Queen Elizabeth the First. Significant amounts of oak have this year gone into the building of the Queen’s navy.

Basset has urged the Irish government to take advantage of Brexit by following Britain out of the EU. Ireland would then find itself in a position to negotiate the best possible deal for itself, just as Britain is expected to do in the next couple of days.

“Let’s face it”, panted Basset when interviewed during walkies earlier this evening, “It would be much better for Ireland and Britain to be part of a shared economy, a sort of Common Wealth, if you will. God Save the Queen. Squirrel. Arf!”

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